Spuds in White Hats

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A scientific client, met this week,
informed me food produces tryptophan.
And if three hours after eating meat
or other protein-bearer, I began
to snack on sugar, I’d convert within
the tryptophan to serotonin. See?
This gives another good to insulin:
it opens cells to fuel, and me to glee.

She told me I could use ice cream and sauce
but clearly recommended other food.
Potatoes are her drug of choice, because
they satisfy the most. They’ll raise the mood
without the weight, she said. I think she’s right.
I plan to eat potato every tonight.

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Sea Lanes

Japan China Ships Collide

A pick-up truck in line outside my place,
door-dented, ill-maintained, in traffic’s mess,
contains an erstwhile friend. I see his face
through tinted glass but I can’t see what stress
has done to it in these few weeks. My friend
is weird and careless, self-absorbed and dim.
His stubborn negligence brought on the end
of 13 years of life, and peace for him.

I can’t imagine devastation worse
than causing my own child’s cold demise.
My future would be circumscribed; the curse
of wishing ill to all I’d realize.
Resenting any smiles, I would cave
beneath my grief.
We passing nod and wave.

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Diversity (End)

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Her parents were at the front door when she got home. Melanie felt a sudden urge to go, possibly owing to all the beans.

“I need the bathroom.”

“I knew you wouldn’t use theirs,” said her mother as Melanie edged by. She didn’t understand the comment, and apparently neither did her dad. He looked a question at his wife.

“Their house is filthy.”

Melanie hadn’t noticed.

In bed a short while later and too stimulated to sleep, Melanie considered the Swansons. They’d only been in the neighborhood about a year, but they moved in with a splash and had never ceased being conspicuous. They were sparkly people, to Melanie’s eyes. Each was good looking and dressed well, and moved with a sharp edge, crisp and like a coloring book picture that has been outlined in dark crayon. They seemed to be always smiling or laughing. They had an awesome dog. Melanie wished she could have a dog or a cat, but her mother said animals are filthy and wouldn’t have one in the house. Her dad’s tropical fish aquarium was not the same thing.

Melanie didn’t like to be dirty herself, so she wasn’t longing for an unclean house. In fact, one of the conditions contributing to her wakefulness at that moment was the stickiness at the back of her knees when she bent her legs. She normally took a bath every night and got into her bed warm and clean, but the party had used up her bathtime that night. Still, she couldn’t see the Swanson house as sufficiently dirty to avoid it.

As it happened, she didn’t get the opportunity to decide. By the end of January the Swansons had sold their house and moved away. Their residence on the block lasted thirteen months. They had reason to move.

Christmas and Hanukah coincided that year. The festival of lights ran from the evening of Tuesday December 17th to Christmas day. It was a sociable week for the whole neighborhood. Everyone’s mood seemed good.

When Melanie came home from school the Friday after Christmas break, she headed straight to the kitchen for a snack. Her brother was already home – he only went half days – playing with his new Tonka truck in the living room. Melanie’s mother was at the sink, rings on the windowsill dish and hands in the soapy water. She knew Melanie had entered the room but she didn’t turn around. She kept washing dishes as she told Melanie that Dabney’s mother had killed herself. Then she turned off the water, wiped her hands on a towel, and lit a cigarette.

Melanie understood suicide. Her father had her sit with him and watch a television broadcast of “Madame Butterfly” two years earlier, and Melanie had accepted the idea of a person deciding to end her life. What she hadn’t understood was why a writer would choose to end a story with such a sad irrecoverable act, but that question had nothing to do with Dabney’s mother, or father, or Dabney.

Melanie felt solemn. And sorry. Of course she asked why, but her mother couldn’t answer. A week later, she noticed the For Sale sign stuck in the lawn in front of the Swanson house, and then she witnessed occasional traffic in and out. Within a month a big van pulled up and moved the furniture away. Melanie never saw Dabney or her father or Sheba leave. The next day when she woke up, their car was gone.

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Diversity (Middle)

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Sheba wasn’t invited to the Halloween birthday party. Nor were the neighborhood babies. The cut-off age was five. Melanie’s brother Brad didn’t get to attend. The status that exclusivity granted to Melanie more than made up for her inadequate costume.

The grownups wore regular clothes to the party. Dabney’s mama had chosen an orange shirtwaist dress, and “Halloween’d” it with a shiny black belt, black high heels, and black gloves. Her hair cascaded in waves around her shoulders, reflecting glints of lantern light and apparently matching her dress. She had sparkly earrings on that were mostly hidden by her hair, but her bracelets – several on each wrist and at least one heavy with charms – made tinkling music and more light when they flashed with her movements. Dabney’s mama seemed to be in constant motion, bringing platters to tables or her own ice-heavy glass to her orange lips, furthering the impression of glint, sparkle, music.

The food was good. The hot dogs tasted like home but Melanie only had one because she promised her mother she wouldn’t eat more. The beans were different and delicious, chewy and almost sweet, and her mother hadn’t issued any instructions about them, so Melanie kept serving herself from the big dish at the center of her table. The bowls of candy would have been like heaven except Melanie had just acquired her annual sack of Halloween goodies the night before. It was the birthday cakes that impressed her.

Each table had its own cake. Each cake was such dark chocolate inside that it looked black in the party light, and bore orange icing decorated with a jack o’ lantern face. Baked into the cake was a silver charm. The guests were told that the person at the table who got the charm would receive a prize.

A silver charm. Not plastic, not pot metal like a Monopoly token: real silver. Melanie’s next door neighbor was the lucky one at her table. As usual he ate so slowly that everyone else had already finished their cake and pushed the plate toward the table center. Barry was on about his third bite from last when he “yowch’d” and brought his left hand to his jaw. He cupped his palm beneath his own chin and spat out metal. The cleaned-off charm was a dainty little horse.

He had to give the charm to Dabney’s mama but he got a package of Sea-Monkeys for his prize. As did the winner at Dabney’s table, a boy who didn’t live in the neighborhood. Freddie’s father was the winner at the grownup table, and it looked to Melanie like his prize was a bottle of something.

Melanie didn’t care about not winning Sea-Monkeys but she would have loved to have the charm. She’d asked her parents for a charm bracelet for her last birthday but they told her that kind of jewelry lacked class. She didn’t understand the term – it meant school to her – but she gathered that her parents wanted her to wear simple, small ornaments, if any. She opted to go without, but she still liked charms.

The party ended soon after the cake ceremony. The grownup table got a little noisy and then Dabney’s father gently pushed her mama off his lap, stood up, and started the goodbyes. Melanie would have enjoyed the adventure of taking the backyard route home, climbing the low fence in the dark, but she behaved herself and went out through the Swanson house. She got to pet Sheba on the way. She was careful to keep her hands free of dog slobber. Behind her Freddie threw his arms around Sheba’s neck and kissed the dog’s ear. Freddie seemed to always have green snot in his left nostril. It reminded Melanie of a pistachio half. It was gross.

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Diversity (Beginning)

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The weather was mild. The sun had gone down an hour before and had taken none of the autumn warmth with it. The yard was lit with paper lanterns strung like big Christmas ornaments from the maple trees. The tables sparkled with glassware and china. Each one had a bunch of flowers and a chimneyed candle on its white cloth. It looked like a grownup party. It seemed like real life.

Melanie was enchanted. She was still a quarter year shy of her eighth birthday but she felt like she had arrived.

She was at the worst table but she didn’t mind. The hosts had set up two wooden tables-with-attached-benches in addition to the one that was a permanent fixture in their yard. The original table held places for the adults. The central table had the biggest flower arrangement and was for the birthday girl and her twelve and thirteen year-old peers. The other borrowed table, the one closest to the fence, seated the neighborhood kids who were invited to attend even though they weren’t close friends with Dabney. They ranged in age from eleven year old Freddie to Melanie, almost eight.

It was a Halloween birthday party. Among other items of good fortune, Dabney had been born on October 31. The actual party was a day late because Halloween that year had fallen on a Thursday, but that was lucky too; everyone got to go trick-or-treating the night before and then reuse their costumes for the party.

Melanie wasn’t proud of her outfit. Her mother was too busy to make a costume for her, too impatient to let Melanie create her own, too thrifty to consider a purchase. Melanie was a hobo that Halloween, which wasn’t very different from the peddler she’d been the year before. Her outfit was fashioned from an old suit that her father never wanted to see again. It was comfortable to wear but it wasn’t dramatic, scary, or lovely. Although Melanie thought it might be nice to be the standout costume of the evening, she preferred not to be noticed. She felt privileged to be at the party and she just wanted to soak in all the sights and sounds in that festive back yard. She hadn’t yet heard of anthropology or even journalism, but she was getting pretty good at spying on adults and the older neighborhood kids; she just wanted to observe.

She was at the least of the tables and that didn’t bother her at all. It made sense to her that the seats with Dabney and her schoolmates were central, and that the table closest to the house was reserved for the grownups. Melanie and other younger kids were next to the rail fence that ran at the back of the yard. They had an excellent view of the other tables, but they were cloaked by shadows themselves. They received exactly the same treats as the other guests, and got to watch Dabney’s mother walk across the yard to bring them goodies. Dabney’s mother was the most glamorous mom on the block.

Melanie didn’t know her name, but she expected it to be different. She thought of the woman as Dabney’s mama (which is what Dabney called her) or Mrs. Swanson. Melanie’s mother taught her to call most of the neighborhood mothers “Aunt Ruth” or “Aunt Grace” or Aunt Whatever-Her-First-name-Is, even though they weren’t real family, but she referred to Dabney’s mama as She or Her.

Melanie figured the name would be odd, like other things about the Swanson family. They only had one child, which was unusual for the block. They all had reddish blonde hair. They owned a big slobbery wonderful dog called Sheba. Sheba was a St Bernard like Melanie had seen on TV: huge and shaggy and gentle. The dog was so large that some of the babies in the neighborhood tried to ride her, and Sheba stood quietly for those attempts. Unlike the other households, the Swansons were neither Catholic nor Jewish; they didn’t leave their house for regular Sunday services and when they did attend, no one knew where. But the strangest fact about the family was their southern origin. No one else in the area came from Mississippi or spoke with their songlike cadence. It was to that heritage that Melanie attributed Dabney’s name and the family’s hospitality.

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BART Announcement

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A voice without a face informs the air
of elevator problems, parking lot
security, malfunctions taking fare,
and items “lost” that really were forgot
by passengers distracted, unaware,
and now bereft. The PA phrase is shot
aloud and signals like a verbal flare,
engaging syllables to say what’s not.

The chant “Lost in the system” is their tell
for indicating items left aboard
a crowded train – as odd as “Oakland West”
was once, enough affected to repel.
Around me other passengers ignore
a message hyperbolically expressed.

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POV

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I will not ever willing leave this place
where light is soft as Paris, clear as height,
where morning breeze is slick against my face,
my chin is cool and green expands my sight.
I’ll never move away from here, unless
the densities of population grow
too much to bear, and traffic stress
and pressured voices overwhelm my soul.

I’ll leave unwilling if I leave at all
except I may find latitude to play
if I abandon crowds. Perhaps I’ll crawl
to altitude, exported far away
from ocean’s breath — perhaps I’ll alter my
address, to somewhere private high and dry.

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Breathing

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Full obvious to me it is I get
away with happiness. I ransom glee
from Morpheus, elude the counterfeit
of ease and don my harness willingly.
(Elastic doesn’t bind as much as hold.)
(I need a bit of tension in my stance.)
(I like my effort when it’s self-controlled
exertion that becomes a private dance).

My body barely hurts. At 64
I’m fitter than I felt when I was young.
I smoke 2 joints before I shut my door
to leave, so careless now I’ve found my tongue
I let it sing its selfish harmony,
with nothing less than air inspiring me.

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The Presents of Prometheus (II of II)

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Before history, after the planet was decanted from universal fluid but long before crops, when organization came slowly, Prometheus was in power. Man-maker after all, he’d given the goods away by the time he came to form people.

He gave plants the ability to make food and air. Birds got flight. Fish were endowed with the power to breathe in water. Insects were provided armor; their exoskeletons also limited their size, or they would have taken over immediately.

To bears went patience. Elephants got long memory. Cats were equipped with night vision and balance. Dogs were fashioned as empathic opportunists.

(Whatever wasn’t created, named and characterized, that which remained after Prometheus finished, is called cancer: chaotic immortal life without gift.)

The last creatures made by Prometheus were people. It’s a matter of debate whether humans were fashioned from stellar material, or from bits of earth mixed with ocean which still contained motes of heaven, but it’s generally understood that people were made in the god’s image after the divine gifts had already been dispensed.

So Prometheus looked upon his last creation and he pondered.

He gave people language.

But that wasn’t enough. Speech was mastered too readily by women, and it worked too slowly. The creatures needed more than verbal skills. Prometheus decided to give them the ability to control fire.

Which meant he’d have to steal some formfire. The problem with that plan, the challenge before him, was that the basis for all earthly fire was a bit of the sun that simmered in Jupiter’s den, and security was tight around it.

He recruited aid. In exchange for an assurance of warmth, Cat accompanied him, and showed him the way to the den in the dark. In exchange for the promise of cooked food, Dog came with them. For while they could sneak in, Cat-led under cover of darkness, they had to wait for daylight to leave with their prize. The flame was too visible at night.

As dawn blushed into the eastern sky, Prometheus took a live ember from the perpetual fire, wrapped it in a fennel stalk, and dashed with Cat and Dog back toward people. The alarm was given. The ways were obscured by storms and clouds of divine wrath. Then Dog’s nose found the path for them; it didn’t matter that they were surrounded by dense white mists of rage, for Dog’s nose always saw a vivid world.

That’s how it was, in the beginning. That’s how people got language and fire. That’s why people have cats and dogs. For the warmth of the hearth, cats agreed long ago to be the one wild thing that lives intimately with us. For the savoriness of cooked food, dogs decided to be… well, exactly what we want them to be.

A few days pass. Of course I continue to walk the dog. And usually the dog, who is getting on in age, starts eagerly and runs out of steam in a few blocks. But lately, since meeting the odd arched cat, the dog acts rejuvenated. Pulling on the leash like a four-year-old.

I let her lead the way today. I decide it’s time to find out if there is a destination, with all that pulling. I give the animal its head as they say.

I’ll admit I’m a little surprised when I realize that we’re aiming for the cat’s path. The dog is reversing our usual direction and heading right back to where we met that macho little beast.

With tail sweeping and nose ahead, my elderly pet pulls me uphill. She doesn’t slow until we get to the end of the path where the actual encounter took place. Then, I learn, we are to skirt around – north, west, and south again – like it matters from which direction we approach. Maybe it does.

The dog leads, and I follow. The cat is not to be found, by us, this time. I won’t be surprised if we look again. I won’t be surprised if I never figure out what we’re doing.

Today we don’t see the yellow cat. The dog squats and defecates and I as usual pay attention and pick up the shit in a plastic bag, and we return home.

It strikes me that I observe my dog’s shit more closely than I ever did my kids’. That’s not exactly true; I seriously noted kidshit until the babies were well trained, but that was less than three years each. I’ve been noticing the color, texture, and fragrance of my dog’s leavings for over a dozen years now, and I’ll only stop when she dies.

Talk about an intimate relationship! In some ways, more so than with kids. Except dogs don’t live that long. We figure a pet won’t last more than a decade or two. We miss them when they’re gone, of course, but we never expected otherwise.

Besides, dogs don’t think about death. Cats don’t worry about tomorrow. Only people say goodbye.

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The Presents of Prometheus (I of II)

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I loop the leash around the dog’s neck and wrestle the deadbolt into the warped frame of my front doorway. We head uphill five blocks and through two blocks of park, and then north up two more streets to the first of a few pedestrian paths.

We trot down Short Cut and are about ten feet onto Terrace Walk, when the dog stops and I notice the cat. He’s small and yellow, wearing a collar, fully arched and motionless. I try to move the dog past him, and the cat attacks. Hissing through needle teeth and going for the dog’s face!

I yank the dog away. The cat’s about eight pounds and the dog weighs eighty, so I’m not worried that the dog will lose; I just don’t want to deal with a wounded animal.

I attempt to move the cat verbally. Try to shoo him to the side. He isn’t having any of that. Starts hissing at me!

It looks like I might not be able to pass. That’s ridiculous. I tell the cat so, and he grudgingly, slowly, like a truculent teen, allows us to edge by. The dog acts anxious, wants to get away from the cat as quickly as possible, thirteen years old and she’s pulling at the leash. Urging me to walk quickly. Dog-trotting.

We stop a hundred feet down the path, to sniff at something in the tall grass by a picket fence. I glance back and am a little weirded out to see that cat sauntering after us, like a cop making sure we’re getting out of town.

I look down the path, toward the street to home. I detect the silhouette of another cat. Its shape crosses the walk furtively, more like what I expect from an urban cat. But I hurry the dog with my voice; I want to get away. Up the path, the yellow sheriff, heading toward us. Down the path, a skittish dark deputy. The image of feral cats forms like a slide projected on my brain. No: that little tom wears a collar. Next slide: a book by Stephen King…

I think we maintain our dignity. I suggest that we get a move on, and the dog doesn’t dispute. The downhill cat disappears and we continue our walk home. But I’ll admit: in its inappropriate but determined way that little yellow cat just chased us down the hill.

“I wonder what the dog’s thinking,” I used to hear. It took ten years and a hundred responses before someone said: “I don’t know, but you can be sure it’s not in words,” and I knew I was beginning to get the answer.

“A dog’s snout is so long that the dog can’t see the food as it eats it.”

“True,” came a simple reply, “but neither can we.” And I realized with a giggle that’s a fact; I lose sight of the morsel as it ducks under my nose.

“How does the dog aim so well?” I once marveled, watching a directed urine stream. It was years before I came to understand that, to a dog, those scents on the lawn by the library look like a fresh-painted bulls-eye target.

(And yes: a dog can lick his or her genitals. We have a whole book of jokes about how jealous we are. But no one seems to notice that dogs can’t handle theirs…)

To a dog, there’s no such thing as a bad smell. Only interesting aromas. The best food is to be peeled up, forcibly, from the asphalt; if it doesn’t work it will come back out.

To a dog, sudden is bad. Gradual is good.

Dogs don’t say goodbye.

The little yellow cat, arched and vehement, acts regardless of relative size. Like a Volkswagen honking at a bus, he doesn’t care about futility. He is moved to object, no matter what. Or maybe he’s just too young to know better; after all, he is small. But there’s something striking about how ugly he becomes, as soon as he begins hissing. Something about his ferocity provokes the idea that he might just be one of many, teeming like maggots or raccoons, crowded like a derelict house full of sore felines, contemplating a coordinated attack, on me.

There are cat people and there are dog people. Oh, some love both species equally, or at least live with both equably, but most folks have a preference. Chevy or Ford? Montgomery Ward or Sears Roebuck? Dog or cat?

In the 1950s, when school children were made to learn to read by sounding out dull stories about kids named Dick and Jane, they met the generic dog Spot and the cat named Fluffy. Spot was a boy dog, messy and rambunctious. Fluffy was a tidy feminine cat, complete with neck bow. Is that why we all assume dogs are male and cats are female? Because of Fluffy and Spot? Or did Fluffy and Spot reflect a cultural bias that already existed?

What colors life for cats is that they’re carnivores. They and ferrets are the only carnivores people have managed to domesticate, and how many people have ferrets?

Cats have ripping teeth and rending claws. They’re built around short digestive systems because meat must move quickly through the predator’s body; the species has problems with hair balls and weakness in the urinary tract. Cats have had to stay light, pliable and able to climb. They are like squirrels and gods; they can look up and they can fall without damage.

People are upright but like dogs we look down. Looking up strains a person’s neck.

To a cat, tidiness is desirable. Self-containment makes a hunter. Good is the chase, the play, the kill, the prize. Comfort is windless warmth. Bad-hideous-banned is anyone’s attempt to force food, medicine or a bath.
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Cats always notice dogs. Cats never say goodbye.

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