I never checked this out, but I was told
when I was young, that some suspected Jews
of spreading the bubonic plague. That bold
surmise was baseless, based on stupid views
that held because the Semites weren’t ill,
they must be at the root of the disease.
In fact their laws of living were their pill –
they prospered from their food and health decrees.

And if we are to learn from history,
then let’s ignore the theory I just read:
Among the famed, how come the GOP
to test so positive? Why not instead
(or too) the Dems? These questions beg an ask,
yell citizens who never wear a mask.