In classifying new stuff good or bad,
depending on performance and design,
the dishwasher’s a joke, the stove is sad,
and manufactured doors are out of line.
The ceiling fan is handsome and works well,
the custom bed and closet are beyond
my expectations, and my baths excel
my visions too. But there’s no magic wand
about the water heater’s FLASH command:
two minutes to achieve the bathroom sink!
The label indicates it’s “on demand,”
but this is worse than tank-supplied, I think.

Adjusting now, I plug the bath at first;
it’s perfect by the time I am immersed.