Category Archives: Lessons

Respecting Elders

     When I was 9, I got kicked out of Sunday School. We lived in Chula Vista and attended a conservative synagogue, and I guess it is more accurate to say I was asked to leave class and not return. Probably … Continue reading

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Ugly Duckling

   When I was 14 I got my period. I was so retarded my mother almost took me to the doctor about it when finally she got to slap my face (gently and with love, in the tradition of her mother, … Continue reading

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Bad Words

  When I was young, I never heard my parents swear. I never saw my mother read a book. I thought at first that’s just the way they were, but as I grew I learned that they were adjusting their … Continue reading

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Comp Lit 1B

  When I was 18 my comparative literature professor blew my mind. We all had to take two quarters of English or Comp Lit or Dramatic Arts or Speech (soon to be called Rhetoric), and I would have enrolled in English … Continue reading

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How To

  When I was around 10, I gave up thumb-sucking. My parents had tried to talk or trick me into forsaking the activity for as long as I could remember, but it was fear of peers that inspired me. I was … Continue reading

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My Medical Blessing

When I was 35, I kind of reinvented myself. It wasn’t my idea to rupture that ovarian cyst, and it wasn’t really my doctor’s fault when she made that judgment call and decided not to open me up at first. … Continue reading

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Enemy Lessons

  When I was 45 or so, I learned what “subtext” means. It was a lawyer who said it to me – “There’s no subtext” – on the phone, and from his context I gathered that he used the word … Continue reading

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Consulting

     When I was 29 I became a consultant. I think I’d been practicing for some time, at least since high school, when I had friends instead of boyfriends and counseled them so much my mother called me Dear Abby. … Continue reading

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Muni Ride

   When I was 23 I lived and worked in San Francisco, and I commuted on the Muni bus. I rode popular lines at popular times so I didn’t always get a seat. I’ll never forget the rainy Wednesday I … Continue reading

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Reward

    When I was 42 or so, I happened to board the home-going bus behind two chatting people. The woman was first, and she half-turned to her male companion as they entered the vehicle, announcing that she’d finally done it. “It” … Continue reading

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