Where crosswalks aren’t indicated, there
are fewer accidents. When workers wear
their chosen clothes, like Fridays, they produce
more than when they’re constrained in stuff not loose.
Catastrophes invite the best, and any
occasions full of looters aren’t many.
Around is mostly good, I want to stress
(and argue with attention-grabbing press).
We’re better than portrayers say we are
(but maybe that’s just negative P.R.)