The problem’s clear: no sooner did they test
than autism could everywhere appear,
in crania where no one might have guessed.
The problem’s clear.

And in that diagnostic atmosphere,
with ADHD recently assessed,
there suddenly seemed cases far and near.

Admittedly our situation’s stressed.
It’s blame on old white men I start to hear.
The dire mounts and truth must be confessed:
the problem’s clear.