The card expired 15 years ago.
I kept it in a box of useless stuff
that someone stole. And little did I know
the issuer was loose. There was enough
ID to activate the old account
and get a new card mailed to an address
not mine. The previewed bill made worry mount,
resuscitating what was waning stress.

Of course I called as soon as I could see
inside the envelope, delivered late.
I worked through “bots” to some with agency
to cancel, void, assure and thus abate
the tension I should know to keep in check.
The aftermath is just an aching neck…