I don’t suppose you’ll stop advising me,
although I’m seldom sad or prone to lows.
Your strong suit isn’t your sagacity,
I don’t suppose.

Your reading’s always fictional and prose.
And though you say you relish history,
your own mishaps don’t put you on your toes.

Suggesting I increase my quantity
of leisure days sends giggles through my nose.
Don’t you like resting after energy?
I don’t suppose…

(Roundel)