I thought the TP shortage must
subside as hoarders learned to trust
supply lines. The twist?
The paper that’s missed
is domestic. It’s plush.

There’s plenty of commercial stuff,
the rolls too big, the texture rough,
but never have we
at home used TP
uniquely, with enough.

Before we drill a bigger hole
at home, to hold the giant roll,
the mills should regear
to cover our rear,
and appear in control.