Once upon an ancient time ago,
men were just as primitive as now.
Hormonally impelled to fight and show
the women who’s in charge, they monkeyed how
to raise a god reflective of their need:
to make a masculine mythology,
impose it over natural law, and seed
our history with false analogy.

For if the lord is genitally male,
seduceable and driven by his dick,
that signifies omnipotence is frail,
and makes the truth a kind of parlor trick.
So don’t impose on god a human theme,
unless your true intent is to blaspheme.