A nearly single male of 48
who’s self-employed, caucasian, tall and fit,
desires to convert his lonely state
to something warmer and more intimate.

I like to eat and drink and be outside,
and smoking doesn’t bother me too much.
I don’t care how our time is occupied
as long as you’ve a spirit I can touch.
Someone to share a weekend or a week,
a boon companion in my quest for fun,
is just the correspondent whom I seek.
Please call me if you think you are the one.

The question: would I ever have replied
if he bewrote himself so classified?