Edie and Frankie have been BFFs for 50 years. Since college. Among their other traits in common, both like white walls. Or any shade of off-white. They’re colorful characters, unafraid of tint or tone, but each opts for uncolored walls. For that matter, Edie won’t even wear beige – she says it’s for interior decor.

They’ve gone through many changes during their five decades of friendship. Frankie now answers to Francesca, from everyone except Edie, a name modification she took up ten years ago, when she got involved with Ralph and appreciated his heritage so much that she went along with his idea and they switched their handles to Francesca and Rafael. Edie is still Edie but her uncolored hair is just that: uncolored. She’s gone from salt-and-pepper to almost pure silvery white, which ages her in general even while it makes her facial features seem contrastingly young, and which has forced her to undergo a tidal shift in opinion, from a person who accepted her dark curls and even found beauty in the hair/skin contrast to an older individual who now sees crazy-white hair whenever she looks in a mirror or shop glass.

But their mutual aversion to colored walls dates back almost to the beginning of their friendship.

They met at the end of their freshman year, in the dormitory elevator. Edie lived on the third floor and Frankie’s room was next to the kitchen on seven. Their attachment was fast and ferocious. They wanted to room together the following year, but Edie’s parents decided she wasn’t ready for an apartment, and Frankie wasn’t willing to follow her to the co-op (an improvement in freedom over the dorm, but not enough). So Frankie went to a modern apartment with her dormmate Judy, and Edie took up residence in a triple room on the second floor of a northside coed co-op, and they nurtured their cohabitational goals while enjoying their second terms away from home.

They moved in together that summer. They spent three months subletting a friend’s flat, and then they found their place.

It was a ground floor apartment about six blocks from campus. The shingled building (probably once the traditional brown but long ago painted a gloppy gray) housed eight one-bedroom residences on two floors. Theirs was on the lower right side as you faced the south entrance (the building was on a southeast corner, with half of the units opening to each street side). The layout was consecutive, from circular bedroom on the street side, through livingroom and kitchen and finally the small bath (with no tub), at the north end of the apartment. The floors were old pine, the walls were old paint, the windows were original and double-hung, most of which had lost some rope. The apartment entrance was into the living room, so you turned right for the turret-like bedroom or left for the kitchen/pantry/bath. The building was a century old. The window glass had the ripples of long life.

As soon as Edie and Frankie moved in, they set about improving. They bought bent white rods and stitched up cheap curtains for the windows (bedroom first, of course). They acquired some used furniture and placed it. They assembled bookshelves out of planks and cinder blocks and loaded them.

Then they addressed the kitchen.

Of course it was funky. The appliances were a noisy refrigerator and an uneven stove/oven. There was no garbage disposal and only two outlets. The cabinetry didn’t deserve the term: drawers had no glides, doors were chipped, hinges were not true. There were decades of paint on the woodwork – in one place where a wall phone had hung and a divot had been gouged, they counted seven layers of bad color.

They added to it. Neither knew where to shop for paint, so they went to Montgomery Wards. This was in the days when the big box stores were Sears and Wards (no one said “Sears Roebuck;” everyone said “Monkey Wards”). Families could be classified by which one they frequented, just as accurately as they could be sorted as Republican or Democrat, Chevy or Ford.

Frankie hailed from a Wards/Ford/Republican clan. Edie’s heritage was Sears/Chevy/ Democrat. Wards was within walk/bus range of the apartment, so Frankie acted as their guide.

They did not buy good paint. It’s possible that Wards didn’t stock good paint. They selected oil-based stuff – you had to go that way then, or you wouldn’t be able to scrub the painted surfaces – in two colors. The yellow was closer to lemon than sunshine. The orange reminded them of creamsicles: milkier than bright.

They didn’t prepare the surfaces. Oh, they washed drawer and cabinet fronts, and wiped down walls, but they didn’t invite any sandpaper or putty to their party. Edie would eventually learn that prep is what painting is all about (she’d also acquire a taste for applying oil-based paint while smoking cigarettes – so much so that she never really warmed to water-based kitchen paint), but for this first project, neither had a clue. They shook the cans, pried them open, dipped in their brushes, and painted.

Of course their application was uneven. They painted old drippy paint rather than actual wood. But far worse than their technique was their taste.

For they were consistent in hideousness. They agreed to the alternating scheme. The project took them three days, but Frankie and Edie ended up with a thoroughly bi-colored kitchen – three yellow walls and one orange one, all as backdrops for the alternating cabinet and drawer fronts. They even went to the trouble of painting the old wooden knobs, so that yellow-knobbed orange drawers abutted those with yellow paint and orange knobs, and cabinets featured the same style.

It could only have been uglier if they’d done the windows.

They lived together in that apartment for one full year. Then Edie moved to a studio. It wasn’t that they didn’t get along and enjoy one another – in fact, they’ve been close and compatible for half a century, they’ve traveled well together, and they are now considering the same retirement home, perhaps as roommates but more likely as neighbors. Edie moved out of their first apartment because they’d both acquired boyfriends, and it got to where the boyfriends were over so often that they were pretty much living there, and the apartment simply wasn’t big enough for four. Even after they established a sleeping area for Edie and mate in the living room, the schedules were off; Frankie and her guy were up almost all night and asleep till noon every day, while Edie and Ted kept farm hours.

Edie moved out but Frankie stayed for another year. The kitchen remained yellow and orange.

Surely it has been repainted since, but Frankie and Edie don’t know that. The building still sits, apparently unimproved. The exterior color has been changed from gloppy gray to dead dark brown but there’s no other visible alteration.

Edie went on to experience three other apartments, three different houses, and now her small condo. Frankie dwelled in three apartments after theirs, bought and enjoyed one house, and now occupies a condo slightly bigger than Edie’s.

Edie learned how to paint. She enjoys it. She spends whatever time it takes to clean, sand, scrape, repair, and tape a room before she opens the can. Her work looks professional. But it’s always white.

Frankie doesn’t do home improvements. She has learned to hire people for those tasks. She says if she never holds a paintbrush again she’ll be just fine. She tends to pick arty furniture in vivid colors. She likes to hang pictures on her walls and she views window “treatments” (she’d never say “curtains”) as a vibrant manner of self-expression. There’s no lack of color in her environment. But the walls are white.