I don’t think I’m revealing any deep secret, but there’s a thought game we girls sometimes play. We ask each other who would we rather f _ _ k, and the choice is never palatable. The questioner picks two characters she knows the answerer will find unattractive.

Our aim is to gross each other out. We go for the “eeeeew” response.

Who would you rather do: Richard Nixon or Rush Limbaugh? Kim Jong Il or Jabba the Hut?

Here’s a variation. It’s the usual question, but I’m not offering a creepy choice.

Who would you rather do: Alexander the Great or Attila the Hun?

With which of them would you rather have lunch?

Which would make a good dad?

Who is the better man?